Imagine having to compete with O Fenomeno.

Once one of Europe's most lethal strikers.

Zamorano exacted revenge for Real Madrid.

Was Keirrison really to blame for flopping?

If you're going to be bad, be ridiculously bad.

Everybody loved Elano.

Paolo Maldini expected "one of the greatest ever".

Ronaldo was just unstoppable against Lazio.

The South African was a Premiership hero.

A very special player in his prime.

A few people have definitely wanted to do this.

Batigol had a hard six months at San Siro.

A grandmaster with a dead ball.

The dream strike partnership.

He didn't score many but made them worth the wait.

They went on a hell of a journey to get there.

A young Tevez fired Bielsa's side to glory.

Two nutcases. One fight. The good stuff.

When Le Saux punched Batty but broke his hand.

Batigol reduced some top players to mere back-ups.

Scorer of the ultimate overhead kick v Barcelona.

Minanda will always be our man.

Rivaldo needed Deportivo.

We quite envy his career tbh.

El Diego was a renegade and a mentor all in one.